Jeremy Clarkson, when he was a little girl. http://t.co/NfeJD8hQmN
I got a 4 slice toaster and made 4 slices of toast. Now I have too much toast. Everything is ruined.
Sunset at the park #nofilter (at Falls Township Park)
My girlfriend wanted to do amateur porn. I was a handyman and she was all sexy. After I regrouted the bathroom, I realized it was a trick.
Must suck going on a road trip with Chris Brown and he sees a Punch Buggy
Saw a black widow for the first time today. I don’t know what everyone’s so afraid of. We talked for like an hour and she was very nice.
a manager’s job isn’t to tell you to do your job. a manager’s job is to remove obstacles so you can do your job.
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
This is your daily reminder that we easily recognize assholes BECAUSE they are the exception, not the rule.
Do Ruby developers actually write code or just attend conferences year-round talking about how they would write code?
If you need to pay $40 in two installments, I’m not sure carved abs should be your first priority.
There are 10 types of ppl in this world. Those who understand binary, those who don’t and those who didn’t expect this joke to be in base 3.
It’s 2013 & we’ve still got racism, sexism, terrorism & the flash platform. Humanity is apparently not in a hurry to grow up & be civilised.