1. Sing the chorus from “Circle of Life” 2. Sing it again—but, as Eddie Vedder 3. Try to stop 4. Fail at stopping 5. You’re welcome
Bucket List item
I text my girlfriend from the bathroom at brunch to let her know I’m gonna be a while, because I still believe in chivalry.
Looking back, I guess making those other 700,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 stars was a bit unnecessary.
Getting to McDonalds before breakfast ends is my Amazing Race
Bucket list item
It’s almost as if the employees of Taco Bell don’t value their craft.
How to queue http://t.co/IxX7oSTn
Who’s the genius at Apple who didn’t think people would want to stream video from Quicktime to Airplay? Screw iTunes.
Shutting down products is the new launching products.
You can’t truly appreciate the joy of Daylight Saving Time until you have children to share it with.
If your app can’t do emoji it’s not done yet.
Maybe North Korea just needs a Snickers bar